Need a loan near fruitless credit and want to be scammed? Because the most common search occupancy is "loan", but seldom is the

Because the most common search occupancy is "loan", but seldom is the question read and/or understood, I am "inviting
every calculating lowlife scammer to offer you a loan"! I encourage adjectives scammers, whether they are "from the CANADA",
"free from scams in the internet", "IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY", "reputable,lawful & registered" or not (hint: the answer is NOT),
I am willing to take my "LOANS IN BRITISH POUNDS STERLING, UNITED STATE DOLLAR, EURO,JAPANESE YEN,
CANADIAN DOLLAR, SOUTH AFRICAN RAND,ETC..." or Monoploy Money! I'm not picky!
In return, I guarantee not to repay a single dime of respectively and every fictious loan I recieve...
Please only answer this question if:
you are attempting credit fee loan fraud...
you are on a profile you have created in the last two days (because your 43 previous profiles have adjectives been shut down).
you have a poor grasp of the Enligh talking
you charge an interest rate lower than the yearly rate of inflation

Answers: Sorry but one small addition - you aim "Sir" Charles Luggard surely?

......Oh and don't forget Bill Richards. he would be highly 'inzultated' if you did

EDIT - Hey, Della & Charles - u DO have a sense of humour next! (same as for Dennis I guess being the new kid on the block)

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